Sunday, 10 April 2011
News has filtered through to me that one of the boy-band Blue (Britain's entrants in the dreary Eurovision Song Contest), believes that the world is secretly ruled by 7ft alien reptiles. An easy enough mistake to make when one views the antics of our leaders. However, WE all know that the planet is actually controlled by 12ft plump, bossy women from the Andromeda Spiral, whose ultimate goal is to feminise and enslave all Earthling males in order to sell them to an intergalactic chain of orbital bordellos. Don't we?