A sudden hush greets Ms Spankworth as she enters the classroom carryng her bag of thrashing implements under her arm. The girls of the Male Remedial class stop fidgeting and gaze fearfully at their teacher. "Today ladies we shall be looking at, among other things, some fine examples of Barbara Jean's art that Bad Penny has brought back from her latest Web safari. Can you see at the back? Yes?....good. Now pay attention."