Sunday, 26 October 2014

The Hall of Strict Aunties












And so, escorted by brutish, violent brothers-in-law half a dozen doomed men set off for Pontytwlldun one October morning.




First stop - the Induction Lounge



























Next, The Dressing Room












































































Followed by, The Hair and Beauty Salon



































And most terrible of all, The Comportment and Dance Class























And at last, the graduate's homecoming

























10 comments:

  1. where can i enlist for getting into that mansion and i don't care if you tell the same story over and over again Aunt Penny , i love these story's a lot.

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    1. Hello dimmube! Good to see you again. Of course there's no such place in reality - Pontytwlldun is actaully a pointlessly obscene expression in Welsh. However, you can come here and dream with me any time you like.
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  2. yes . . . the 'same story'. but the irresistible one. the key one. One Auntie, a roomful. how transformable they could make me. how compliant i would be . . . or learn to become so

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    1. Well of course in reality there is only one TG story but you can have endless variations. A bit like the Blues that I so love in fact. Fear not, there will always be Aunties lurking somewhere on this page

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  3. Yawn! has anyone else noticed that since Edward Snowden revealed...well nevermind, but really, in rural Wales there is no such mansion, or if there is it is inhabited by an old woman with hundreds of cats and who never stops going on about her son who joined the army. Sorry, I've become a realist lately.

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    1. you must be talking about South Wales...

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    2. Lol, actually no. At the time I was thinking of Ceredigion in West Wales which I know very well. It's the one place in the UK where I wouldn't be too surprised to find such an establishment.
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  4. Fabulous BP, you've excelled yourself. You should run this as a webinar :)

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    1. A webinar? Lol. Still, at least now I've googled it and now know what it means. I think the result would probably be like a classic slapstick comedy in drag!
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  5. i wouldnt need much training bad penny, just the ocasional look at your boots (and maybe a kiss or two :) ) and i would do anything i was ordered to do. In fact you would probably have to spank me for being too eager!!!!!!
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