Bad Penny Blues

Sweet and Sour

2012-01-25T14:47:00.000+01:00

Midweek recipe - Thoroughly tenderise your pork, deep fry in humiliation and serve hot with a piquant sauce.

The Fall of Man

2012-01-22T15:50:00.000+01:00

Is the rise of Woman. It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good. Enjoy your Sunday.

Dark Times

2012-01-19T18:16:00.000+01:00

I delayed posting until today in solidarity with "The Day of Darkness" on Wikipedia and many other internet sites. If you are smart and cool enough to know that this doesn't matter I suggest you try googling SOPA - the law about to be put before the US Congress. If you enjoy blogs like this one, use forums, message boards or read independent reviews - It Matters to You. If you like to use chat rooms, IMs, You Tube or any other web community activities - It Matters to You. Sign the petition by clicking HERE.

If you don't sign it, not only will the likes of Rupert Murdoch be deciding what you can do or see on the web (i.e. passively consume corporate produce) but even worse, Bad Penny will find out and turn you into a frog.

Your Femdom Comes

2012-01-15T16:41:00.000+01:00

Yet another Bad Penny Blues world exclusive! Scientists at the CERN laboratories confirmed this morning that a new particle has been discovered, the Femmion, which turns the world of physics on it's head and has huge implications for Humanity. "It's the most darling little particle you can imagine dear" simpered Boris Morris, Head of Nail Polishing at CERN. "It makes women much larger, stronger and more assertive while turning men into little, mincing pert-bosomed sissies" a giggling Miss Morris continued. "And absolutely lots and lots are heading our way from Space or somewhere".

Head of New Particle Studies, Ms Domina Spankworth has told Bad Penny Blues "Playtime is now over. This is the end of any serious role for men but a great leap forward for Humankind".

Goodbye Bones

2012-01-12T14:55:00.000+01:00

I'm going to exercise my right to silence today. The Warners girdle ad (3rd picture down) speaks quite eloquently enough for me.

Good Vibrations

2012-01-07T19:56:00.000+01:00

Isn't technology wonderful? Look what I just discovered by googling "history of the vibrator".

For centuries, doctors had been treating women for a wide variety of illnesses by performing what is now recognized as masturbation. The "pelvic massage" was especially common in the treatment of female hysteria during the Victorian Era, as the point of such manipulation was to cause "hysterical paroxysm" (orgasm) in the patient. However, not only did they regard the "vulvular stimulation" required as having nothing to do with sex, but reportedly found it time-consuming and hard work. (Wikipedia)

So...... no complaining now ladies. Get those vibrators out and start working hard - you'll be glad you did so in the long run.

The Wisdom of Hindsight

2012-01-04T20:31:00.000+01:00

The call came just as you were going to bed. A mysterious lady with a seductive voice and a heart-melting laugh. No she said - you wouldn't know her - but she had seen you often and was fascinated by you. And you would go to her party, wouldn't you? She'd be so pleased. Oh....and you were so red-blooded, so man-not-mouse, that you went to her the next night. And you we so delighted when you realised you were the only man at the party. But you're so, so much wiser now than you were then - aren't you, millicent? Do straighten your stocking seams girl. Our gentlemen customers are arriving soon.

And as for you disreputable rabble.....you'll sight plenty of hinds among the following images.........

Grime and Punishment

2011-12-31T18:42:00.004+01:00

I understand that the 2011th year of the Gregorian calendar ends at midnight tonight. Meanwhile in Samoa they have crossed the dateline this week thus causing the 30th of December to not exist for them. I suspect that time, like money, marriage and patriotism, is a ruse devised by our ruling classes to keep us ignorant of reality. We can be certain that the coming year will bring the usual menu of war, catastrophe, atrocity, hypocricy and hysteria. We can be equally certain that the small sparks and slivers of human kindness and compassion will make it still worth bothering to carry on.

Thank you all for your comments and support over the last twelve months - I intend continuing to contribute to the collapse of Western Civilisation on these grimy pages. Happy New Year!

The Aftermath

2011-12-28T17:41:00.000+01:00

So....... after a month of frantic preparations you've all enjoyed one day of living like those people in the adverts. Was it worth it? - Of course it wasn't! What you could do is avoid alcohol, television and newspapers and by this time next year you'll be amazed how gullible most other people are. There is however, one serious drawback - if you are averse to being considered weird.

Yule Be Sorry

2011-12-23T13:52:00.000+01:00

Your Christmas Special - the usual sordid parade but more of it. Just like the Big Day itself in fact. Do have a nice time , I hope that Auntie Christmas brings you lots of wonderful presents and that all your dongs ding merrily on high.

Raw But Tender

2011-12-17T14:53:00.000+01:00

I've just taken a short break and feel most refreshed. Your bi-weekly wallow in the mire of turpitude has returned - Rejoice!

Dirty Pictures

2011-11-20T14:04:00.000+01:00

Hello dear things. I've neglected my mission here this week on account of being snowed under with boring everyday details off-line. So if I haven't replied to your comments please forgive me. Bootsie and dimmube please note - I'm planning to realease one of my little animations soon, featuring you as the subject, so do try and behave yourselves at least until then or I may change my mind.

Flying Circus

2011-11-13T15:33:00.000+01:00

Strap yourself into the comfy chair.............