Saturday, 28 January 2012

Writhe and Squirm

Writhe and squirm,
Disgusting worm,
Beg and grovel all you might,
Sob and shriek,
Pathetic freak,
Her will shall prevail tonight.

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Sweet and Sour

Midweek recipe - Thoroughly tenderise your pork, deep fry in humiliation and serve hot with a piquant sauce.