Tuesday, 14 February 2012
St. Valentine's Day Mascara
Real men will have had Valentine cards from pretty girls and beautiful women today. You, on the other hand, will have had the honour of grovelling for their utter contempt. But cheer up - I'm sure you have had plenty of admiring glances from madly homosexual sailors and scoutmasters today - and - who knows? One of them may even ask you for a dance tonight. Oh you poor little lambs - it's just as well Auntie Penny loves you isn't it?