Friday, 22 February 2013

Dressing Up and Down

How awful life is for you. What with your being forced into all those ghastly femminine clothes, constantly humilliated, scolded and spanked - I really don't know how you cope my poor dears. Never mind, Auntie Penny has compiled this amusing collection of images to take your minds off your unspeakable torment.


Friday, 15 February 2013

It All Started With Lipstick

You were just so curious. You had to know how it looked on you. So, safe behind the locked bathroom door you tried some. That was the day you learned that the longest step of any journey is the first. Never mind dear - have a lovely weekend.